Living Grandpa

 

Living Grandpa

This week we have been the port in the storm.  My daughter and her husband are remodeling their main bathroom this week, so their home is full of noise, dust and contractors.  My daughter and her two children (3.5 & 1.5 years old) are spending the days with us.  It has been a terrific opportunity to not just be grandpa, but to live grandpa.  I have been discovering just how limited my knowledge and vocabulary is.  Here are some of the knew things I have come to learn and better appreciate:

There is something referred to as “inside screaming”.  I had heard, and have even used the concept of inside and outside voices, but apparently now inside screaming is a thing.  The little one, when overly excited, can squeal at such a pitch that I am unsure of why all the glasses in the cupboards have not shattered.  When he gets this way, you must remind him to use inside screaming.  I assume, considering that he is a very bright child, that he understands and readily complies; I just can’t tell the difference.

I thought that the island in the kitchen was something used for cooking and baking and drinking coffee by.  While that part is still true, (my wife proved it today by baking Valentine heart cookies), the main purpose of the island now is to serve as the infield for the track used to chase each other around.  I have to admit that it looks like more fun than cooking.

Apparently there is a rule that when grandchildren are present, grandfathers go to the end of the line when it comes to snitching said Valentine coolie dough.  I had to actually agree to place cookies in and take them out of the oven to ‘earn’ a pinch of dough.  Just being present and cute was suddenly insufficient funds.

I was reminded once again that my fishing hat is actually intended to be play hat.  I do feel good that Danny doesn't wear it to look like a cowboy, or an action hero; he wears it to look like Grandpa.  I think it looks good on him.

The same child can that turns on the water to fill the sink half up to dabble and play in like a little mallard duck, and fill up every large summer glass, complete with ice cubes and twisty straws, only needs a very quick dab of a somewhat-moist facecloth to consider herself (hands and face) completely clean from lunch.    

I learned that one of the best ways to tell someone that you are happy is to say that you feel “all giggly” inside.  Although that sounds like all is well on the inside, I also heard the question asked if the children had “wigglies to get out”.  It must be quite conflicting to have giggles and wiggles inside you at the same time.  How do kids today even function?

It is apparently hilarious now to a two-year-old to run toward you, stop five feet away and then call out “Grandpa! – GRANDpa!!, GRANDPA!!!  Answering back doesn’t help.  He’s going to call out all three times regardless.

Something that is not new is the wonder that a three-year-old who displays more energy all day than the Eveready Bunny, suddenly loses all power, as if unplugged, when told that it is time to pick up the toys.  I have observed this phenomenon before, but I was reminded this week how suddenly all energy can drain from little legs and hands.

Worst of all, I have rediscovered just how quiet the house gets when they leave. “Say, Shelly, when will the kids be her tomorrow?”

His Peace <><

Deacon Dan    

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